A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking toward them with an arm full of long-stem red roses. The blonde says to the redhead: "Isn't that your husband coming carrying all those roses?" The redhead says: "Yes, it is." The blonde responds by saying: "Oh, you are so lucky." The redhead says: "No I'm not. All that means is that I have to spend the whole weekend flat on my back, with my legs in the air and spread apart." "Oh my," the blonde replies, "don't you have a vase to put them in?"